Zeitgeist, libertine, trickster, iconoclast, rabble-rouser, provocateur, capricious, idiosyncratic, whimsical, bellwether, luminary, stoic, pensive, aloof, intuitive, curious, perplexing, passionate, lascivious, amorous, sultry, scholar, scribe, thespian, voracious, considerable, impaired, cynical, dreamer, procrastinator, glutton, drunkard, heathen, narcissist, self-loathing, renaissance man. (Professionally, I'm a writer, a former Gawker editor who's also written for Animal New York, Dealbreaker, and Deadspin, among others, and currently writing for Yahoo News. I've also "dabbled" in television. The views expressed here are my own and do not reflect the views of my employer, blah blah blah.)