(Repeating a rant I posted to Tumblr earlier...)
Disgusted and tired of having my wee intelligence insulted, I boycotted watching the last season of Entourage, but somehow got sucked into watching last night’s premiere. Absolutely nothing has changed. Vince is still an impossibly shitty actor working with insane directors who is somehow an A-list movie star, Ari spends every episode yelling at everyone, Drama needs an acting gig, Turtle is hustlin’ some bullshit, E is an annoying, whiny little twat and a bevy of underdressed, painfully LA-ish broads run around everywhere, presumably looking for clothing. It’s like a lump of shit preserved forever inside a jar of television formaldehyde, and yet we keep coming back to gaze into the jar to see if the shit lump has somehow managed to morph into a colorful flower.
Why can’t this thing just fucking die for the love of God?!