Thursday, May 07, 2009

Shaq wants to do unspeakable things to Krispy Kreme donuts

You see, there's lots of famous people who coulod have made this video and it would have been funny. It would have been funny because certainly all of us can relate to a lust for a Krispy Kreme or any other forbidden culinary fruit, especially when that lust is set to a Mariah Carey tune. But it's Shaq's facial expressions that really sell this. I mean, I can feel his pain here, and that is why I laughed all the way through it...

1 comments:

Barry O said...

You neglected to mention that Shaq is the funniest black man, outside of me, in the world. I mean obviously I'm the world's funniest black man....except I'm only half-black and I grew up with old angry white people. But, in a way that kind of qualifies me ---I guess... I'm like Steve Martin in that movie where he thinks he's black. Except I'm smart. I'm so smart. I mean I am enchantingly smart. I'm so in love with myself I forgot what I was saying. Anyway I'm black and I have a gift and I could school Shaq on the court. He's got no outside game. I'd tear him up like that time I used the bill of rights to make a huge spliff..... I have a gift.