Sarah Palin kills bears with her ENORMOUS COCK

I betcha didn't know that Sarah Palin had a cock, did ya? Nope? Well, it's true. And it's ENORMOUS. Sometimes Sarah will just walk into a room full of gay communists while they're debating funding for health care and whatnot and she'll just whip that bad boy out and lay it right on the table, which soon cracks under the unrelenting pressure of having to support such an elephantine phallus, but you'd expect that, and they just scream like the little faggots they are because they're so afraid of what might become of their assholes should they manage to piss Sarah off and force her to ram that big cock of hers into their little puckered sphincters as retribution for having the audacity to unplease her.

Yep, ole Sarah's got a cock like the trunk of a wholly mammoth. She even kills shit with it, shit like Godless, man-eating bears. How? Well, sometimes she'll just cock-club them to death. Other times, when she doesn't feel like putting out too much of an effort, she just shoots them in the eyes with the lasers that she can make shoot out of her big fat cock. Oh yeah, her cock shoots lasers! Betcha didn't know that either, did ya?

Yep, Sarah Palin is a man, the swinging dick to end all swinging dicks, as evidenced by her appearance on American Choppers last night with a DEAD FUCKING BEAR draped over her shoulders, one she no doubt slaughtered with her cock after it had the audacity to shit in her precious Alaskan woods, so she, naturally, stuffed it and placed it in her office (dead bears really do tie a room together, you know!) to impress the fuck out of the other hard-ass dudes in the room, and to show America how she's going to use her big, bear-slaying cock to impale the ass of that negro pansy-ass Obama in 2012 to become our president and install Jesus as Secretary of Defense/War!

So yeah...