Watching Larry King interview Levi Johnston was kind of like watching a blind longshoreman perform an abortion
So last night my morbid curiosity got the best of me and I watched Larry King's interview with Levi Johnston and his family. I wish I had those minutes of my life back. The whole thing was just painful. I mean, really, how could it not be when you consider that King is one of the worst interviewers around and combine that with the fact that Levi isn't exactly the most eloquent guy in the world? I tried to ignore it but wound up caving at 2 in the morning and I hate myself for it now. I think this little clip below pretty much sums up the whole thing in that it's a one minute microcosm of the entire interview.
Levi, bruh, please...no more interviews. Just get on with your life.
Also, my internet has been out most of the day, AND I've got a horrible head cold, so I'm ready to kill myself right about now.
4 comments:
I am surprised that Levi hasn't been snapped up for a career in adult films (maybe gay for pay), as a FOX "Red Eye" cultural commentator, or doing TV ads selling organic lettuce. Watching Levi on Larry King (and hearing him admit to not always practicing safe sex when banging the governor's daughter) made me feel a mixture of insomnia, craving for deep-fat-fried food, and sexual arousal. Am I the only person who thinks that Levi is probably the subject of former Senator Larry Craig's masturbatory fantasies? Hope you feel better really soon Cajun Boy.
OMG AWKWARD! but yeah....
Aww cut the lil dude some slack. He's just a kid, remember. Yes, a father and a budding media whore, but still just a kid. Not to mention a kid growing up in a very isolated community. I didn't grow up in Redneckville, America, but I doubt I ever said much more at that age than "uhh... well... hmmm... sure, maybe. I guess. whatever." etc
But agreed. Levi, go back to your life and get some growing up.
You know if you guys didn't watch this stuff, it wouldn't exist. "Girl"--pretty weird comment about Craig, if you think about it--yes, you are the only one.
My only comment is he sure looked better in a $2000 Neiman-Marcus suit!
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