The rollicking jalopy of dipshitery that is Joe the Plumber just keeps on chugging along

I'm telling you, I am trying really, REALLY hard to ignore this lunkhead fuck, but he just makes it impossible for me or anyone else with a functioning brain and a half-ass platform to not call him out on his epic horseshit. He refuses to fade away into obscurity, and the retards on the right of the political spectrum continue to hold fast to the belief that he is some sort of magical everyman sent by Jesus to slay all the liberal faggots trying to assfuck their children and house pets while their off shopping for Doritos at Costco, when in reality he's nothing more than a fraudulent, dripping twat.

So what is Joe the Plumber up to these days? He's being shuttled around by some nameless corporation to rally support for killing the Employee Free Choice Act, whatever that is. But here's the thing...when asked about his opposition to the bill by reporters and bloggers, the massive dildo admitted to not even knowing anything about the pending legislation. I don't know about you, but if I was being paid to be a spokesperson for something, I'd sure as shit take a few minutes to educate my ignorant-ass self about whatever it was I was being paid to support.

But oh no, not Joe...he doesn't roll like that. Joe's just there for a free chicken dinner and to hopefully bone some shitty Republican pussy. And his legion of dipshit followers couldn't give two rat-fucks about it either way. So naturally, he fell back on the whole "I'm just here because I love America" nonsense that he's been programmed by Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity and Ann Coulter to spout out at the drop of the hat, and that's all that needs to be said to get their idiot supporters all frothed up into a red, white and blue kill all the liberals before they destroy America frenzy...


(via Wonkette)