Morning links 4/9/09

-The eagle eye of Audrey over at Palin's Deceptions doesn't miss very much. (Palin's Deceptions)

- A New York City cop who tested positive on a drug test claims that the cocaine he ingested was secreted through the vaginal juices of a coked-out woman he performed oral sex on. (New York Daily News)

-Billy Corgan of the Smashing Pumpkins is dating Myspace/reality TV whore Tila Tequila, and I have officially lost all respect for Billy Corgan. (The Superficial)

-Oh no they didn't! Those dastardly Somali pirates have fucked with the wrong cowboys! (Financial Times)

-Roger Ebert is not a fan of Bill O'Reilly. (Roger Ebert Blog)

-Sarah Palin has set up a defense fund to pay all of her legal bills. (HuffPo)

-The older the father, the more flaws in the sperm, the dumber the kid apparently. (NY Times Magazine)

-A horribly depressing slideshow on the death of newspapers. (TPM)

-Alec Baldwin is sad over the demise of the New York Times. (HuffPo)