Monday, April 20, 2009

Just like your mom did the time she busted you wanking to Mary Lou Retton, Peggy Noonan favors the "just pretend it never happened" school of delusion

Look, I like Peggy Noonan. I would even go so far as to call myself a "big fan" of her writing. Yes, her prose can be a little, ugh, loopy, at times, but it strikes a chord with me, even when I don't always agree with what she's saying. Go ahead and hate me if you want. But her defense, if you even want to go so far as to call it that, of the "interrogation" tactics unearthed by the newly released Bush torture memos is just, well, breathtakingly stupid.

Watching this clip of her "sometimes in life you just wanna keep walkin'...some of life has to be mysterious" ramblings on This Week sent my blood pressure through the proverbial roof...

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Noonan seems to be endorsing "bystander apathy"..."just keep walking." She also looks a few xanax shy of conciousness.

Before today CB, had I seen you getting mugged I would have rushed to your aid but now that you have implicitly endorsed wanking to Mary Lou Retton I think I'll just holler "See! Your Mother Told You So!"

RJ

The Cajun Boy said...

@rj...so can i presume that in your mind wanking to retton is a more egregious sin than my noonan fanboydom? that surprises me a bit, i have to say.

slamdance said...

Y'know RJ, if you are a red-blooded, hetero American boy and didn't wank to Mary Lou after she won the gold medal, well...

YOU HATE AMERICA!!!

(please disregard if you are a red-blooded, hetero American girl)

slam

Nick said...

Dick Cheney asking for even more docs to be declassified:

http://www.drudgereport.com/flashcm.htm

bacci40 said...

if we walk away from this, and hold no one accountable...we have lost our moral standing in the world

this is a very sad time in our history

I am not Star Jones said...

she was drunk.

Anonymous said...

@bacci40: still not as sad as watching friends die on 9/11.

Anonymous said...

I was actually proposing a variation on Noonan's "just keep on walking" strategy. The so-called "keep on walking and taunt the victim" strategy.
I have no aversion to Retton wanking, as a matter of fact...

RJ

Frankie Gamwell said...

True story. I got caught wanking to Kristi Yamaguchi, skating in the 92' Olympics. I'm still held fully accountable any time female figure skating is on. (The story got out) At least it wasn't Brian Boitano.