Hey Texas...on second thought...do you need 20 bucks for a cab?
Some folks would be quite pleased if Texas did secede from the union...
(via Wonkette)
(UPDATE: Texas' dildo governor, Rick Perry, the man inciting all the secessionists into a frothy frenzy, is asking for federal assistance from our communist government to fight off a swine flu outbreak in his state.)
4 comments:
Yeah, but before "we" secede, could we get a couple hundred thousand doses of Tamiflu from the federal stockpile? K, thanks.
Ugh.
@new texan...your comment sparked my curiosity to see if perry had asked for federal aid to combay the pig flu, and what do you know, HE DID...http://www.sanmarcosrecord.com/local/local_story_115145845.html
Oh, I know... I saw it on the local news this morning, and it was the first thing I thought of... maybe he shouldn't put all of those eggs in one seccession basket after all.
OMG....that was the funniest thing I've seen all week!! Loved it! Can't wait to share it with all my other Texan friends who also think good-hair Guv is an asshat.
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