David Duke, Louisiana's most beloved former grand wizard of the Klan/elected official, has been exiled from the Czech Republic

Oh noes! It seems as though poor ole David Duke is a man without a country again!

Duke,59, was in Prague on an invitation from a neo-Nazi group to promote the Czech translation of his book "My Awakening." Police took him into custody Friday on suspicion of denying the Holocaust, which is a crime in the Czech Republic.

Prague's Charles University also banned Duke from giving a lecture there Friday. He was scheduled to give lectures over the weekend in both Prague and the country's second-largest city, Brno.

Duke ran for public office five times, winning only once and serving two years in the state House of Representatives from a Metairie district. He used that post to run for governor in 1991, losing the runoff to Edwin Edwards.

David Duke seems to be running out of countries to live in! Where will he go now? Where can he find a land mass filled backwards-thinking Nazi's who are ignorant enough to spend their money on his backwards-thinking Nazi books? I wonder if he's considered Texas?

KIDDING Texas...don't get your burlap panties all knotted up in a wad, okay.