Beware the coming tsunami of faggotry everybody!

Holy Jesus the faggots are coming! No really, the faggots are cuming! You see that dark cloud over the horizon? Well despite what you might think, that ain't no April shower baby! No, the "National Organization for Marriage" says that it's an army of diseased faggots rising out of the totally gay cornfields of Iowa holding their lathered-up, pock-marked cocks in their hands. They're coming to sodomize you and your children AND your beloved pets for good measure, IN YOUR BUTTS, because that's what these faggy faggots do, you see. And then, after they've all had their way with all of your tight little anuses, they're going to turn their man-hoses on you and drown you all in a horrific tidal wave of gay AIDS cum, and then you'll be left to die like assholes when you could have been shopping at Costco for industrial sized vats of Cheese-Whiz to engorge yourself on while you listen to Sean Hannity compare Barack Obama to Pol Pot or something.

Just face it people of Jesus living in the heartland...you're doomed fuckers, and there is nothing that that stupid little book of fairy tales you call the bible can do to save you from this inevitable demise, so just accept it and enjoy your stupid heaven, retards...