Whore-mongering diaper-fetishist Louisiana Senator David Vitter evades justice yet again

I gotta tell you, it sure helps to be a US Senator from the great state of Louisiana, because if you or I tried to barge our way onto a commercial airliner after the security door had been closed by airline employees, our asses would probably be sharing a bunk with Khalid Sheikh Mohammed for the next few months. But instead, Vitter gets off free with only a tersely-worded two-sentence statement from the TSA...

TSA worked with local partners to review the incident and determined the actions of the individual did not pose a security threat. The individual caused a door to alarm but did not proceed into a restricted area.

To think that this asshole had the audacity to drop the "don't you know who I am" card and then bully his way to the door, force it open, thereby setting off the alarm, should be enough to get him fined at the very least, regardless if he tried to proceed forward through the door or not. And what sort of self-important prick even does such a thing in the first place? The junior senator from Louisiana, that's who! What a fucking joke.

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