An open letter to David Letterman

Dear Dave,

In a couple of hours, you'll be interviewing Bill O'Reilly for tonight's show. Can you do us all one gigantic favor? Can take the insufferable prick to the woodshed over the tabloid-style, ambush "journalism" he loves to use on his show with that little twat Jesse Watters? You know, the kind where he doesn't attempt to request an interview but has his people follow his marks around while they're on vacation and leap out at them with microphones and cameras when they least expect it for merely having the audacity to call O'Reilly out on his bullshit. I only ask this of you because you're probably one of the few people with a platform who actually has the onions to call him out on this. You and probably Jon Stewart, the two great American stars shining light on the most prolific purveyors of great American bullshit.

Thanks for your time and consideration.

Apples and bananas,
Cajun Boy