OMG! Our black, negro, Muslim, infanticide-loving, terrorist president, Barack Hussein Allah Obama, is totally turning gray y'all!

The New York Times has a front page story in today's paper about how our Dear Leader is working so hard to destroy America by making sure that all the faggots can effectively infiltrate the heartland so that they can sodomize all the children of the people who love Jesus, that HE'S TURNING GRAY Y'ALL!!! Fuck, at this rate, the Republicans will be running ads in South Carolina in 2012 saying that Obama wears Depends adult diapers and that his greasy, elitist fried chicken dumps are so big that Hillary Clinton and Tim Geithner each have to grab a leg to help Michelle wipe his ass in the Oval Office! Then again, the way the Republicans are going, David Vitter may be their nominee in 2012, in which case the whole shitty diaper thing would all even out.

Not for nothing, but I called this long before the New York Times did. Just saying...