Morning links 3/3/09

-Meaghan McCain is letting partisan politics interfere with her womanly desire for cock. (The Daily Beast)

-Bernie Madoff thinks he should be able to keep his house and like 60 million dollars. In related news, Bernie Madoff has the world's biggest set of balls. (AOL)

-John Carney explains why we have to keep bailing out AIG (Clusterstock)

-Are women genetically predisposed to go shopping? (Discover)

-The CIA is just destroying evidence of torture willy-nilly all over the place. (Google)

-Louisiana's incarceration rate leads the nation. (Nola.com)

-A man caught in a snowdrift pissed his way out of it. (Outside The Beltway)

-One of the better screeds against the idiots comparing Obama to Stalin and Mao that I've read. (HuffPo)

-Bush wanted to use the military to conduct raids without search warrants inside of the United States. Now, which recent American president most resembles a totalitarian ruler? (New York Times)

-Was Rick Santelli's idiotic CNBC rant staged? (Clusterstock)

-A man in Nebraska put his deranged cat into his bong to calm it down. (MSNBC)

-South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone are the Desi Arnazs of the modern era. (New York Times)

-This guy isn't a fan of Gawker.com or anything involving Nick Denton really. (The League of Ordinary Gentlemen)