Morning links 3/2/09
-New York City expected to get nailed by 14 hard inches. (Bloomberg)
-Two NFL players are still missing at sea. (Yahoo)
-Ode to Waffle House (Esquire)
-11 people show up for a Joe the Plumber book signing in DC. God I hope he comes to New York. (Alternet)
-Bankers are whining about Barack Obama being mean to them. (Politico)
-Only 28% of Americans identify their political beliefs as Republican according to a recent poll. (New York Times)
-Barack Obama has essentially legalized marijuana. (Gawker)
-Eight of the ten states that consume the most internet pornography voted for John McCain in the last election. SHOCKING! (New Scientist)
-Even people in Mississippi can't spell Mississippi. (Deadspin)
-Meet, as my friend Alex called him, "the Wilt Chamberlain of corpse fuckers." (Cincinnati.com)
-Why socialites don't watch the Oscars. (Vanity Fair)
-Warren Buffett says that the American economy will be "in shambles" for the foreseeable future. (Bloomberg)
3 comments:
For some reason, I am now fixating on the bizarre fact that apparently, rape victims' ID is only protected if they're raped while alive? I just don't know. It's too early in the day for this.
So funny you posted on Waffle House. Read an article yesterday about a guy that drives from New York to somewhere in Pennsylvania to eat at one.
Heres to scattered, smothered and covered.
RJ
The Wilt Chamberlain of Corpse Fuckers - This reminded me of David Cross standup....I could only find the Shorties watching Shorties version. http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=12418&title=david-cross-necrophilia
This of course brings up the question, is our punishment (criminal) of this act based on any kind of rationality or is it all our crazy fear based on religious morality, that someone might 'rape' our dead body. Its disgusting, but so is butt fucking a girl with diarrhea, but I'm not saying that we should make it illegal and imprison people that do that. A dead body is an inanimate object so he should be treated the same as if he was fucking his desk at work, fired but not prosecuted.
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