Why is this Asian toddler smoking cigarettes like he's Don Draper at the Slipper Room?

As anyone who visits this site regularly is probably well aware, I consume a lot of media via the internet. In such, I've seen a lot of fucked up shit in the form of viral videos. That being said, the clip of this Asian kid, who can't be more than three of four years years old, pulling a cig from behind his ear, lighting it up, and puffing merrily away while the adults all around him yuk it up, is one of the more disturbing things I've ever seen, and honestly, I just could not look away. And yes, I fucking laughed. I sat in silent shock most of the time I watched it, slack-jawed, completely unable to turn my focus away from it, but at one point, I just lost it completely and began laughing hysterically. I feel so dirty for doing so. This totally confirms something a crazy uncle once told me when I was kid, something that kept echoing through my mind during the video..."Asians are some sick fucks!"

This kid's gonna get so much tail when he grows up. Hell, he'll probably be getting in bar fights and fucking other people's wives when he's seven...


(via Videogum)