Morning links 2/27/09
-Police in Evangeline Parish have arrested three people in connection with a plot to sell two small children for $175 in cash and a cockatoo. (The Daily Advertiser)
-Hipster band MGMT is suing the president of France. (NME)
-A Russian mechanic kicks it after "guzzling" a bottle of Viagra to win a bet that he could keep a hard-on throughout a half-day orgy. (Fox News)
-Some idiots still insist on living with monkeys. (IHT)
-A New Orleans man was arrested for jerking off on a flight from Cincinnati. (Nola.com)
-Why the hell is anyone shocked by any of the Obama policy administration's proposals? He's doing EXACTLY WHAT HE SAID HE'D DO DURING THE CAMPAIGN! (Fivethirtyeight.com)
-Is the world facing a horrendous sugar shortage? (Business Insider)
-Another major American newspaper, the 150 year old Denver Rocky Mountain News, is dead as of today. (Rocky Mountain News)
-Louis CK now has a Twitter. (Louis CK's Twitter)
-The LSU and West Virginia football teams will play each other in a home and away series in 2010 and 2011. (The Reveille)
-The demand for ultra-soft toilet paper to wipe pampered American asses is killing all the trees! (New York Times)
-Leonard Cohen's recent Beacon Theater concert streamed in its entirety (NPR)
-The size of the average professional player seems to be declining. Gee, I wonder why? (New York Times)
2 comments:
"Oran Adams, 24, of 7090 Coran Road, was detained by the Jefferson Parish Sheriffs Office when Delta Flight 6011 landed Saturday..."
His name should be Onan for spilling his seed.
The story of the children is tragic but being the sicko I am all I could imagine was Barney Fife waiting to spring the trap outside the Eunice McDonalds.
Unreal.
RJ
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