Mickey Rourke's awesome acceptance speech at the Independent Spirit Awards almost makes up for his not winning an Oscar

I still can't believe that Sean Penn, SEAN FUCKING BLOWHARD PENN, stole the Oscar away from my main man Mickey last night. Geez, what a punch in the ballsack that was! All I hope is that Mickey didn't go back to his hotel room alone, as losing the Oscar and his beloved dog in the same week has to suck some sweaty balls. But something tells me that he had companionship...just a hunch.

And here's what the world missed by not allowing Rourke to step up to a microphone and give an acceptance speech last night. His speech at the Independent Spirit Awards on Saturday night was one of the best ever...



Overall I enjoyed the show, which seems to have evoked a polarized reaction all over the internet whose main themes were "Best Oscars ever!" to "GAYEST OSCARS EVER!" And I got 15 out of 24 possible picks correct. Not bad, but I doubt that I won any of the Oscar pools I entered.