Thursday, February 05, 2009

Meet Glenn Beck, Fox News' latest show host/enormous human dildo

This "Comrade Update" skit is so profoundly retarded that it's not even worth taking his "points" and blowing them out of the water, such as the simple fact that banks that take bailouts relinquish their free market privileges and in doing so are thusly subject to employee salary guidelines as mandated by the federal government which bailed them the fuck out, and that's not "communism," you fucking shitstain!

Just see for yourself...I truly can't do Beck any justice with words, even on a day of unparalleled verbal excellence, as his dipshity act is something that you truly have to see to believe...



Immediately after watching this I couldn't help but wonder what Edward R. Murrow would think of Glenn Beck.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

"people who use emergency to shove things down our throat without debate"

...where was this guy the past 8 years post 9/11... what was the Patriot Act?

Christopher Lohr said...

Ditto Anonymous.

This guy is television fast food. I love how he linked Socialism with Fascism somehow..lumped together in one big bag of bad. Last time I checked Sweden was socialist and had one of the highest standards of living in the world. Oh yeh, and Iceland was too...then they thought they could be like us, got greedy and ran their socialist paradise into the ground.

If you want the Federal Government to save your ass, you don't get to make the rules anymore....WE THE PEOPLE own your shit assets now, and we get to tell you assholes that you have to ride coach and go to Branson instead of Vegas. Get used to it pricks.

raegen said...

1st of all Murrow was a fucking diaper wearing communist
2nd I love you Cajun but Beck eats your lunch and takes your milk money just so he can wipe his anus and toss it back at you
3rd suck it up face facts the cannibals from Kenya who eat Barry Os for breakfast were right...oh we're all being saved aren't we this is some fucking amazing change! WAKE THE FUCK UP! this isn't zohai or spice dude Obama blows bigger cock than W would force an alQaida member if they wandered into Crawford

Anonymous said...

It sounds as if that at around 1:44 a.m., someone little drunk and deep down, wishes they were "blowing biggger cock."