Conservative Republican dildo Alan Keyes on Obama: "He's a baby-killing communist who will destroy the country even though he's not really president."

You know, sometimes it's hard for me to believe that wingnuts like Alan Keyes, who was once Barack Hussein Allah Obama's Republican opponent for an Illinois Senate seat, aren't speaking in code when they start jerking themselves off in public about Obama being a baby-killing commie who is hell-bent on destroying this country. Maybe it's just me, but Keyes seems to be calling out to Bubba and Cletus Theewack to gather up a posse and string up the ole skinny negro before he steals the White House china and gives it to Hugo Chavez for Earth Day.

Now, I realize that Keyes is a deranged kook who probably shouldn't be given the time of day, but it's important to remember that these sort of people do actually exist within the Republican party and hold positions of power! As Gawker's Alex Pareene stated earlier today...

An important difference between the Republican party and the Democratic party is that the nuttiest, least-mainstream Dems tend to be random members of the House who embarrass everyone in their own party (like Cynthia McKinney, say), whereas Keyes was a Reagan appointee who served as Assistant Secretary of State and who's been endorsed as a US Senate candidate three times.

Witness for yourself the insanity...


(via Gawker)