Joe the Plumber will bring peace to the Middle East. Finally.

You just can't make this shit up sometimes...

The Ohio man who became a household name during the presidential campaign says he is heading to Israel as a war correspondent for the conservative Web site pjtv.com.

Samuel J. Wurzelbacher (WUR'-zuhl-bah-kur) says he'll spend 10 days covering the fighting.

He tells WNWO-TV in Toledo that he wants to let Israel's '''Average Joes' share their story.''

I'm sure the real reason he's going is to save all the people of Israel from Barack Hussein Obama, who wants to destroy all the Jews after all.

Lest anyone forget, here's Joe showing off his extensive knowledge of Israeli issues a few months back on Fox News...



Joe the Plumber, journalist. Are there no more shitters that need unclogging in Ohio for fuck's sake?