Wednesday, January 07, 2009

J Smoov's sexing scares me

I pulled at least three muscles just watching this dude do his, ugh, thing.


(via Videogum)

14 comments:

mandalay said...

much better than the kitten videos.

this reminds me: need to do more yoga.

charming, but single said...

If this is what evolves from five dudes air humping an ottoman, I might reconsider my stance on evolution ...

Vivi said...

Oh yeah....homeboy was wearing a St. Louis Cardinal hat. My hometown!

slamdance said...

The first bit with the hat would have been sooo much more impressive if he would have used a pimp cup filled with cough syrup...

Just sayin'

slam

Anonymous said...

my boyfriend needs to watch this.

Tblack said...

This scares me too. Very much so.

Anonymous said...

I was coping just fine until he put his HAT on her BUTT. wtf?

Shel said...

The muffmunching handstand was the best part!

Marie said...

Even though at certain points you can't help but laugh as the horror goes on and on and on, all I can think is "My God, what a bunch of effin losers!" I cry for their mothers. There's not a word invented for this type of lame tardness (is there?). To think they practiced (choreographed!) this to the point of perfection...And then recorded it for entertainment? Oh no.

Anonymous said...

It's like watching the Kama Sutra.

Anonymous said...

It's disturbing AND amazing. i sort of got turned on and grossed out at the same time--I guess that's kind of like porn with talent.

Sweet Soft Southern Thrill said...

I'm embarrassed that I watched the whole thing, but I did see some, uh, "moves" I had forgotten about. (Certainly none of the more athletic ones, though...)

Slightly Disorganized said...

errr, cajun boy. I starred this in my reader last week at work, and just got around to wathcing it.

you're the best, you never fail to dissappoint with the random shit you find to entertain me.

Also, why is it that only guys make videos like this? horribly racist i know, but there is a whole slew of j smoov videos, which i googled after watching this.

Just saying, maybe YOU should make the white guy companion video.

bryan said...

WOW!
i actually enjoyed this whole thing even though i do admit that some of the things in the video where distrubing but some moves me and my guy need to try out !