Thursday, January 08, 2009

I really wish that Matt Lauer would have just punched conservative "cundit" Ann Coulter in her big, stupid squash head

So I finally got around to watching Ann Coulter's interview with Matt Lauer that aired on The Today Show Wednesday morning. I kept waiting, hoping really, that Lauer would just jump up out of his chair and bash her face in, but alas, Matt Lauer is a gaping vagina. We all learned that when he allowed himself to be seduced into sucking Sarah Palin's bullshit cock by her serving him moose chili. Anyway, it's worth a watch...



And I'm convinced that if Ann Coulter were a vegetable, she'd be a squash...



I fucking hate squash.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

And his last comment to her was "I'm glad you're back". No, I wish her mouth were permanently wired shut. AGH - I just lost 9 minutes of my life that I'll never see again.

j. leonard said...

She defines the word "cunt!"

Anonymous said...

Comparing Ann Coulter to a squash is an insult to squash, which has a higher IQ.

Anonymous said...

Ya know I know alot of her crap is schtick and hell anybody has a right to be an entertainer. But fuck, 6 damn books. How long can she ride that pony? Who buys that crap?

That said, I'd still like to hit her in the mouth.

RJ

kprice64 said...

She really annoys the shit out of me too. Just looking at her is irritating but when you add her jackassery remarks I have the same reaction that you do....I want to punch that anorexic shemale. The Today show had my respect for canceling her, now they are just va-j-j's

Frank Gamwell said...

Matt Actually did a decent job in an interview that must have really sucked to have to do.

I watched the clip twice and the second time her voice really gets to you. Her accent is faux ivy-league blue blood with big open vowels but she talks from her sinuses like she has asthma or bad allergies. Probably why she wears the mask on planes. I would listen again but I might be tempted to blow my head off. I'm sure if she laughed she would snort like a pig.

When she refered to Obama as B. Hussien Obama at the end just to piss off Lauer you could see her lips purse in a smirk as she enjoyed the sensation of her vagina contracting around the razor blades she keeps there.

Coulter says two things that can be proven lies, 1. that Obama now refers to himself as B. Hussien Obama 2. She never stated that the MSM hates conservatives. A third issue that came up: That the Drudge report has never had to retract a headline (unlike NBC) The Drudge Report is basically a right-wing tabliod so it isn't held to the same standards as the MSM.

I think the MSM sucks but for other reasons than it has a "liberal bias". Read Noam Chomsky's "Informed Consent" and you get a totally different picture of our reliable news sources.

Lauer whiffed on several points. Obama has stated publically in a speech his views on absentee fathers and even taking it farther by talking in the context of race. Coulter didn't want to bite on race and mealy mouthed some answer that race wasn't the problem, single-motherhood was.

Lauer also could have countered that 2 of the last 3 presidents emerged from broken homes and non-nuclear families. He also could have pointed out that having a nuclear family, and one that happens to be black, provides an example to americans both black and white.

Coulter decided to stick with her fantasy that Obama wasn't asked tough questions during the campaign. That's why he won.

I would love to see her statistics on single-mothers and societies ills but I'm not gonna read anything by her.

I would suspect that a serious study would be prove poverty to be the largest factor in the whole single-mother/crime/society is going to hell issue. Single mothers are at a high risk for being impoverished.

But she's conjured up a model where the evil abortion loving, family hating liberals are the cause of X and works from there to sell books to brickheads instead of do any real sociological work which is clearly way over her head.

Lauer might also have asked if getting married and popping out kids is so fucking great how come she didn't do it.

Kyle said...

I was yelling at the TV/her throughout the interview. What a bitch.

I also choked on my bacon when she said that statistic about 70% or whatever of fatherless children end up in prison.

Yeah fucking right.

ErinH said...

I wish Matt Lauer had asked her why she is against abortion if single motherhood is such a problem. I'm not even going to touch on the rest of the interview, my brain can't comprehend that level of asshattery. Can't that cunt break her jaw again?

Curt Spang said...

STFU I like squash!!

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