Hipster porn goddess Sasha Grey's advice to dudes who want girls to swallow their man chowder: "Eat more pineapple, lay off the asparagus"
I'm, ugh, "intrigued" by porn star Sasha Grey. More to the point, I'm intrigued by the phenomenon of Sasha Grey, specifically the adoration that's been heaped upon her by the Internet and the hipster world, which are, let's face it, intrinsically connected. Case in point...Sasha Grey is such a hipster "it" girl at present that she was hired for a new online ad campaign by American Apparel in which she helps pervy madman Dov Charney sell his clothes by appearing, naturally, buck naked in the ads. She's even been blogged about by high brow existential pop culture bloggers blogging on high brow existential pop culture blogs. All the cool kids, especially the female ones, seem to loves them some Sasha Grey.
Which is understandable. I mean, she's a beautiful, beautiful girl. Gorgeous natural body, long brunette hair, stunningly attractive face...there isn't much not to love based solely on appearances. She has pubic hair! And she's supposed to be quite smart too! It's just...I sometimes wonder if any of these people have seen any of her porn? I have (for research purposes only, mind you!), and I just don't really care for it that much. It's just not my kind of thing, I guess. In most of her "work" that I've seen she's either getting chocked, beaten, physically abused, raped, gang-banged, often times all of the aforementioned at once, often by rooms full of dudes, etc. There isn't much sensuality to any porn scene involving Sasha Grey. And call me old fashioned, but I like my porn with at least a twinge on sensuality.
So, in an effort to fully wrap my brain around this whole Sasha Grey thing, I found myself Googling around with her name earlier. And guess what I found?! A set of videos on YouTube in which Sasha takes on the burning issues of the day, like giving head, the joy of giving yourself an enema, and interracial fucking! Here's my personal fav...Sasha on "eating sperm." Enjoy...
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Hey. i've been visiting your site damn near daily for about six months now, typical that I should finally comment on a post about a porn 'actress' but we all start somewhere.
I haven't seen any of her movies but I followed your link to her interview and she seems like she has her schtick worked out. And that's precisely what it is- a fol-mouthed girl who can take pretty much anything and not cry or puke.
I dated a 19 year-old a couple years back and I was (I admit, pleasantly) surprised at how, shall we say, liberated, she appeared. But I soon figured out that she's one of a new generation of kids brainwashed by porn. They see girls a couple of years older than them spitting on dicks and spreading their asses on each other's mobiles in the classroom.
Now, embraced by the hipster, Vice-reading crowd, Sasha Grey is becoming some kind of, dare we say, role model? 'A woman who looks you square in the eye and fucking owns her sex' as one such hipster writer put it. Please. If she was doing it for free, or for the sake of art or something, maybe it wouldn't piss me off.
And I read that interview.. 'who's your favourite philosopher?' 'Jean-paul Sartre. Anyone vaguely familiar with Sartre wouldn't require any follow-up on that.'
My God. Yep, nice out. Stick a stressed T-shirt on her and buy her a few books and we're supposed to believe she's leading the new-wave of feminists-as-porn-stars? Whatevs.
Well, rant over, thanks for listening, I'm off to download Cum-Guzzling Gutter-sluts 4 and read a bit of Nietsche.
I actually find alcohol to be the best way to get a girl to want to swallow my cum.
I never knew there was depth behind that pretty face. Thanks for the links CB.
In the research I've done I've been mystified why a person would abuse their rectum in such a way. Honestly it's just unreal. I find myself wondering what is going through this chicks head. I wonder "why are you a porn actress?" I'm pulling for her to give it up. She is just too healthy and good looking to be doing this stuff. This is a fantasy, I know, but she really could write a tell all book at twenty for a big signing bonus. It takes a lot of movies to make good money as a porn actress.
I agree with Daniel about the porn and brainwashing stuff. I've been watching porn since I was 10 or 12, basically since the invention of VHS. My Dad would rent the movies and not be very discreet about hiding them. My best friends dad would even rent them for us, which looking back on it is kind of creepy. I didn't turn into a mysoginist or anything but I'm wondering if I would have been such a chronic masturbater in my teens. I'm pretty sure I would have anyway but still I wonder.
This girl has taken the wrong fork in the road after no doubt being sexually abused by some male relative. Any intellectualizing she engages in only glosses over a deep sickness in her soul. I feel sad for her. She may even deny what I just said and say she is happy in her life, but she hates herself on some level.
Sasha Grey is smoking hot and I'd hit it in a New York Minute. I do agree her style is a bit loud and annoying but she totally looks hot. Her porn is best with the volume muted. I look forward to her Soderbergh film.That being said I will be increasingly having the Hawaian style pizza to get my pineapple intake up. I will then use this strategy to get all the princesses to swallow my sweet load.
how she's being held up as some sort of new feminist savior baffles me. she lacks any personality, and looks like any other dov charney android slut.
she'll wake up one day, alongside so many other "empowered" women her age, and claim to have been "exploited".
what makes her hot? the fact that she's "willing to go there"? that she doesn't wax it all off? no revolution here.
@ Patricia,
(Although this is far down the list, maybe she'll see it...)
I am curious if your assessment of Ms. Grey's mental/psychological makeup is just for her or for all performers in the adult industry. It seems a bit condescending.
If I had the chance to be used as a fuck-toy for a bevy of beautiful women AND get paid for it, I'd be there faster than a TMZ photog at a LiLo meltdown, does that make me subject to a dark sickness of the soul?
(Probably, but it wouldn't have anything to do with being molested...)
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Dear Slamdance,
I appreciate your respectful reply to my response, and I hope I wasn't being condescending when I wrote what I did. I think women who do porn for the most part have some kind of problem with their self esteem. I bet if you ask former female porn stars who are in their midlife years about their time doing porn, they might have some regrets. I can't explain the double standard, but men who are promiscuous or porn actors kind of get away with it in society. Women are held up to a different standard.
@ Patricia (again, sorry Caj, but I'm on Bulliet tonight)
"I think women who do porn for the most part have some kind of problem with their self esteem. I bet if you ask former female porn stars who are in their midlife years about their time doing porn, they might have some regrets. I can't explain the double standard, but men who are promiscuous or porn actors kind of get away with it in society. Women are held up to a different standard."
Your above statement makes out (to me) that all women who do porn, or otherwise in the adult industry, are victims.
I find that incredibly difficult to believe.
For example, Nina Hartley has been doing porn successfully since I discovered I had big boy hair, does she seem like a victim? Jenna Jameson is arguably the most famous porn star right now and is worth millions, does she seem like a victim?
I do not believe (not even delusionally) that all women who do porn are damaged goods. AND, I think it is incredibly arrogant for you to suggest that because Sasha Grey fucks on camera like a cocaine addled stewardess from the 70's, that means she has been subject to some vile trauma by male members (no pun intended) of her family.
Of course I could be wrong...
Much love to you and most possessors of vaginas.
slam
Fuck,
I know it is incredibly anal, but I bloody hate when I misspell something so fukkin' important as the name of the Bourbon that is affecting (or is it effecting?) my cognitive thought process.
Bulleit Bourbon distilled in Lawrenceburg, KY.
Good stuff, kicks JD's arse for US whiskey, in fact I'd put it up against any goddam whiskey in the States...
Just sayin'
slam
if i didnt read your article first. my comment would be.. she is beautiful to be a model of yogurt..
like daniel i havent seen any of her movies. but the way you discribe it.she really enjoy brutal sex. sad to say i dont like watching movies like that.
There's one simple rule in life: Judge people by what they do and by what the don't do, not by what they say or pretend to be.
Everything in relation to Grey is just cocksucking, assfucking and a heap of pseudo-intellectual blahblah.
By the way: It's NIETZSCHE not Nitsche. Yea, I'm a smartass. ;-)
She is the greatest hottie of all time
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