Drunk Florida sorority girl craps all over herself at the BCS National Championship game
This first came to my attention over a week ago and I have to admit to being a bit hesitant to post it despite its unfortunate hilarity. Why? Well, it seems as though anytime I do such a thing, like when I posted that video of a drunk Florida sorority girl getting knocked out by a stadium bathroom stall door, I always (predictably) seem to get accused of secretly hating women or something, and maybe I've become a bit sensitive to that, despite such accusations being completely nonsensical.
But since this weekend has morphed into idiot sports fan weekend here at CBITC, I've decided to let cautionary editorial discretion not get the best of me, so fuck it, I'm posting it. Here's some background of the, ugh, incident, compliments of raging Florida fanboy Orson Swindle at Every Day Should Be Saturday...
My buddies and I were tailgating when one of us noticed this girl popping a squat and peeing — or so we thought. The worst thing about it? She was 15 feet from two toilets.
We laughed at her, and when she was finished, she came over and tried talking to us. This did not go as she planned. Meanwhile, we have no idea she’s shit herself. So she’s standing there slurring some story about her sorority sisters and being lost, when one of my buddies starts giggling like a girl and motions for me to look at the streak on her leg. She shat herself.
We all pulled away from her Demps-like. Even Rainey would’ve had none of this girl.
(Ed. note...Meaning they pulled away from her at 4.2 speed. Impressive.)
Then we looked at the spot and, sure enough, there were shits for about five feet — look at the picture, there are turds in the grass to her left. So she started shitting while she was walking! If she hadn’t gotten it all over her leg, I would remark that this is a skill I’ve not mastered.
But as she made a mess of it, she deserves credit only for the attempt.
So without further build-up, here's the photo of the drunk-pooping Florida sorority girl, with her face blurred out of course. Now, the photo below is pretty benign in its standard "blog size," but it becomes a little more graphic if you choose to click on it, thus enlarging it on another page.
Consider yourself warned...
And I'm sorry, call me immature if you want, but stories of people shitting on themselves in public make me laugh. And stories of drunk Florida Gator fans shitting on themselves in public are even funnier.
12 comments:
That chick looks a lot like George W. Bush's heavy-set, blonde-headed daughter. Anyhow, the steamy fecal matter oozing down that gal's leg is surely a metaphor for the aftermath of eight years of GOP economic policies.
being a former sorority girl myself, i can tell you that this girl is going to be in a "shit storm" of trouble (excuse the pun) for making a complete mess of herself while wearing her letters. give it a few days before the alpha omicron pi nationals office gets a hold of the picture!
That's truly odd. What healthy person shits themselves when they're drunk? I've never heard of this. I wonder if she was on another drug or if she uses laxatives to lose weight or something.
holy crap.
I could not go on ...
I hear you Molly, my mother is a Vanderbilt Class of '46 AOPi, and she would be disgusted. I thank God my daughters didn't turn out this way. The turds look a bit photoshopped though...
how could anyone not feel that or smell it? i feel sorry for whoever drove her home
That might be the funniest thing I have seen this week.
Molly is right....when I was a sorority girl in school we were not allowed to drink or smoke when wearing our sorority letters.
We were told to not even wear them to class unless our hair was fixed, and we were wearing makeup.
No one ever mentioned not to soil yourself in letters, but I guess that was assumed.
This chick is going to be in a world of trouble!
"That chick looks a lot like George W. Bush's heavy-set, blonde-headed daughter. Anyhow, the steamy fecal matter oozing down that gal's leg is surely a metaphor for the aftermath of eight years of GOP economic policies."
What a sad little existence it must be to view everything through the prism of presidential politics.
...typical Gator girls.
Classy. And sorority girls are every man's fantasy WHY again...?
I truly think this Bush's daughter [Jenna?]. Those girls are wild and most certainly are predisposed to genetic alcoholism. She was probably visiting her Uncle Jeb on Fisher Island or on spring break. I would think that Laura would have instilled in her girls a little ladylike deportment. Very unbecoming.Disgraceful.
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