Conan O'Brien kills that ridiculously annoying Fox NFL dancing robot
As much as I love to watch NFL football, I hate watching the games on Fox. Why? Because they're just a ridiculous network, that's why! From the studio show that disseminates more plugs for Ford trucks than actual football knowledge, to the seemingly never-ending plugs for Fox's shitty primetime programming like "24" and "American Idol," I often find myself gritting my teeth into a chalky powder during their coverage. It's gotten so bad at times when we gather to watch the Saints games at the Saints bar on Third Avenue that we pump in the audio feed of the radio guys back home on satellite rather than listen to the whatever bloviating twats they employ as analysts for our game. But of all the things I hate about Fox's NFL coverage, without question the thing that I hate most of all is that stupid dancing robot that's always popping up on the screen. Whoever invented that thing should be put to death by public stoning or something. At the very least, they should be ass-raped by a hoofed animal. Seriously.
Anyway, Conan hates that stupid fucking robot too. And did you know that its name was Cletus? FUCKING CLETUS?!?! What, was Jethro not available?
(via Videogum)
You know what's more God-awful than Fox's NFL coverage? Their college football bowl game coverage, where they often use the same shitty NFL guys who know very little about the teams and players participating in the bowl games. New rule...Networks who don't cover college football in the regular season are forbidden from doing so in the post-season. PERIOD!!!
4 comments:
I can not stand Goose talking the whole time while standing on the sideline. It is so annoying and he provides zero insight into the game.
Honestly hate that dancing robot! please somone at Fox end our suffering.
Your also right about Fox's college football announcers, they are the absolute worst!
i hate Fox's college football announcers; the national championship was one giant Tim Tebow dick sucking affair. seriously, "you'll be a better person after spending five minutes with Tim Tebow" and after an unsportsman like behavior call, "that might be the first bad thing he's ever done!" eat me, bitches.
Anyone who would choose to listen to those clowns on Fox, if they had the ability to listen to Hoke, Jim, and Bobby, really should have his Saints fandom questioned in a court of law.
Even if the timing of the tv and the radio is a second or two off, it's worth it. Hoke is, in many ways, the Harry Caray of New Orleans. A really funny guy who has no issues with just spitting out whatever he is thinking.
What bar on 3rd has the Saints?
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