Quote of the day III
Wasilla is Alaska's Meth Capital, so kudos to Sherry Johnston for shaking it up with prescription pills instead of the crystal.
This is a sad and not-at-all entertaining story of broke-ass bored trashy people in a miserable unhealthy little sprawling town using and selling drugs to briefly escape the dull pain of their shitty lives, and it would not be news that the mother of a high school dropout who's marrying some idiot girl he impregnated was arrested for using drugs except that at some point we were all instructed to admire these exalted Real Americans. The Republicans were sort of right, these people are representative of America's small towns, and that is why as a whole we decided to elect the smart, educated, well-off urbanite aspirational black couple from Chicago instead of the angry Vietnam veteran and the scary PTA moron-bitch with the fucked-up family.
Now, in Barack Obama's New America, these white trash hillbillies will be rounded up and sent to work in "Green Jobs" Internment Camps, or something.
-Alex Pareene
6 comments:
This is so beautiful, it brought a tear to my eye. All I could think of when I read about this was Palin's comment about Main Street Wasilla values. Beautiful... Just beautiful.
pareene, sir, you are a true patriot!
Amen CBitC... it is so true. They declaim those of us who live in the cities and yet in the stix the boredome leads to this..
ah me. And I could almost feel sad for thefamily being dragged through the publicity machine, if the rethuglican hypocrits didn;t make such a todo about democrats who commit far less offenses...
NoCalGal
Cajun Boy,
I'm a little worried about you. Your posts seems to have an increasing edge of anger lately.
Are you sure you don't need to make a trip to Louisiana for a dose of gratons, cracklin, boudin and the like?
I once had a friend from Buckatuna, Mississippi and when she wanted someone to tell the unembellished truth she would appeal to them to "throw it down where the goat's can get at it."
Pareene has done just that.
Salute!
RJ
CB, you crack me up! Sports talk, cat videos, Palinisms. All good!
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