Ugh Uga

About that LSU/Georgia game earlier today, the one in which the Bulldogs came in to Tiger Stadium and laid down a good, old fashioned prison assraping on my Tigers...I think this guy right here speaks pretty well for me...


(via Deadspin)

No seriously, I'm obviously disappointed. I mean, we got a freaking fitty-spot tagged on us for the second time this year. We looked like a steaming pile of horseshit at times during the game. But I'm over it. Why? For three reasons...allow me to share them now with my fellow Tiger fans.

-Reason number 1...Yes, we're now, barring some minor miracle, eliminated from defending our national championship. But hey, we've won two in the last 5 years! Not too shabby, eh? And really, who honestly thought we'd do better than 9-3 or 10-2 after losing so much talent to the NFL and with no experience at all on the roster at quarterback? I didn't, that's for sure. I predicted a 9-3 season at the start of the year, despite the satirical shit talking I did in the season preview I wrote for Deadspin. If we run the table we can still sneak into the SEC championship game and likely get throttled by Florida or Georgia again, which would then put us into a BCS bowl game...I think. But thinking we can beat Alabama playing the way we are now is quite a stretch. So give me 9-3 and a New Year's Day bowl somewhere and I'll be happy. I'm cautiously optimistic.

-Reason number 2...I won a raffle at the bar I watched the game at today. I get two Jets tickets to any game of my choosing for the remainder of the season. This is big. I never win shit. So somehow I feel as though I'm getting over on the man for having won the raffle. It's all good.

-Reason number 3...One time long ago, way back in my days as a reckless Cajun youth, I traveled to Athens, GA with a buddy for a game in Sanford Stadium and, on a shiteously drunken dare, whipped out my cock in the middle of the game and pissed all over those stupid fucking hedges that surround the field that the Georgia people are so proud of. Fuck those hedges. They're stupid and deserved to be pissed on! And no, I didn't get busted. I'm that good. Hell, I would have pissed on Uga as well if my stream could have reached him. So the way I look at it, I'll always be up on Georgia and they can never get over on me, because I defiled their holy shrubbery with my spicy Cajun urine.

Now, excuse me while I make preparations for the 2008 Independence Bowl.

Oh, one last thing...in other GREAT Louisiana football news, three Saints team members (Deuce McAllister, Will Smith, and Charles Grant) have tested positive for using performance enhancing drugs and face suspension from the NFL.