Tim Tebow circumcised my soul last night
Dear Florida fans,
You guys got over on us. Congrats. You deserve it. Enjoy it. Revel in it. I actually expected us to lose but I didn't expect for us to lose that bad. So take a long, soothing dip in the warm waters of the gloating pool.
Now, will the intellectually-challenged among you please stop with your emails telling me how I'm a backwater hick who will have his puckered asshole fisted in hell by Satan himself for making fun of Tim Tebow's Christian faith? I do not actually wish for him to be sodomized by a large horse all hopped up on erectile dysfunction medications, and I could give two shits if he prefers to root his life choices in accordance to fables told thousands of years ago by medieval grifters and scallywags. Those were just jokes. Apparently you humorless fucks somehow failed to realize that when I wrote it the other day. So I'm sorry for your stupidity. Now blow me.
Love,
Cajun Boy
PS...Florida is the Jersey of the south, in case you didn't know. Just throwing that out there.
7 comments:
Agreed. I often said I would move to Florida if it was...you know...a real place, instead of an endless chain of Applebees, old people, and tourists.
you should focus on Barry O's faith more. "You People" from New York think you are so much better than the rest of us and you are... really... you are... but you know that, don't you?
@gatorfan...well, DUH!
I think gatorfan just made an attempt at stinging sarcasm and failed.
Good try, though, buddy.
That is why I never stepped foot in trailer park country...even thought some of these trailers prob have awesome alligator stew dinners and delicious juicy orange trees
While I can't say that I am anything other than thrilled with the play of the Boys from old Florida, I do feel your pain. And the way this season has been going, a one-loss team will probably have a shot at the national title.
Of course, I'm hoping that it will be the Gators (led by that honey-avoiding missionary) who make it to the top, but who knows?
Finally, an open letter to all football teams -- this trend of wearing one color uniforms (like the Gator's hideous blue-on-blue from Saturday night) is disturbing and must end. It's like Oliver Stone saw into the future of uniforms in "Any Given Sunday" and it. must. end.
Fucking.
Hate.
Florida.
That is all.
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