Levi Johnston, the Cock Gangsta, speaks while his mother-in-law's pornographic look-alike gives "drill baby drill" a whole new meaning

Some intrepid reporter from the AP tracked down Bristol Palin's Alaskan sperminator, Levi Johnston, and conducted a brief interview with him. An excerpt...

The soft-spoken teenager discussed his relationship with Palin and how life has changed with fatherhood fast approaching. He agreed to talk despite the presidential campaign's advice in the days following Gov. Sarah Palin's nomination to avoid the media.

''They're not telling me anything right now,'' Johnston said as he checked his Blackberry. ''It's pretty chill.''

Johnston, a Wasilla heartthrob, said he wanted to set the record straight.

For starters, he said his much-maligned MySpace page was a joke -- the one that claimed he said: ''I'm a ... redneck,'' and ''I don't want kids.'' Johnston said his friends created the page a few years ago and he had nothing to do with it.

Johnston said he wasn't forced to campaign with Palin's mother. Bristol Palin invited him and Johnston jumped at the chance. It was a whirlwind experience for Johnston, who was seated with the Palins at the Republican National Convention.

''At first, I was nervous,'' he said. ''Then I was like, 'Whatever.'''

More Levi! Please! And oh, he says that the baby is due on Dec. 18th, so mark your calenders.

Meanwhile, in other news you know you've been waiting for, Fleshbot has a NSFW report from the set of "Who's Nailin' Palin?"



Looks likes she's showing off some of her much discussed foreign policy skills by handling up on those nasty Russians!