Halloween '08 will be quite awesome

I've decided to spend Halloween in drag as a 6'5'' Sarah Palin. What I need to make this evening perfect is a young lady to be my sidekick and accompany me as Bristol Palin. You'll be required to wear a pregnant pooch thingie and tote around a doll made in the likeness of a child with Down Syndrome all night long. It would be nice if you'd be willing to let others catch you in the act of breastfeeding your "baby brother" a few times over the course of the evening, thereby queuing me to launch into one of Palin's patented rhetorical Rubik's Cubes in an attempt to explain it all away.

You will be compensated in booze and perhaps even an entire meal of food. And by getting to spend hours in my drunken presence, obvs.