George Lucas and Steven Spielberg assrape Indiana Jones
A few of my friends have been buzzing about the new episode of South Park that aired on Wednesday night. It contained a montage of George Lucas and Steven Spielberg assraping Indiana Jones ala The Accused and Deliverance. Though I've yet to see the show in its entirety, I think it's pretty clear that Trey Parker and Matt Stone are trying to say something about Hollywood sequels...
Nikki Finke at Deadline Hollywood has a feeling that execs at Paramount will not be pleased...
Remember how Tom Cruise was upset with Viacom for South Park's airing of the infamous "Trapped in the Closet" episode? I can't begin to imagine what Brad Grey and Rob Moore, and Spielberg and Lucas, will say to Viacom. After all, the DVD of Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull comes out in just days. And Paramount confirmed to me this week that an Indiana Jones 5 is a very, very real possibility and Lucas has already begun development on it.
The truth hurts I suppose.
7 comments:
What someone really needs to start talking about is how Barry O is going to ass-rape people in America who try to succeed!
I totally agree Mises when is someone also going to start mentioning this new cereal for cannibals in Kenya...Barry O's!?!?!?!
Cajun,
Please end this Barry O's madness!
And, let's discuss more important issues like Tim Tebow ass rape documentary released by the University of So. Car.'s Steve "big spurs" Spurier.
This isn't the first time Southpark has ripped on Lucas and Spielberg.
BTW all Southpark episodes, past and present, can be found at www.southparkstudios.com/episodes
Lucas and Spielberg need to be forcibly removed from the movie business, they have ruined enough franchises.
I'm waiting for them to decide that Jaws needs to be remade in order to make it more faithful to the book and to make the shark look more real.
It takes a lot, and I mean a lot, to make me cringe. But that dream sequence actually bothered me a lot. Call me old fashioned, but not much about rape is funny to me, no matter how "deserving" the recipient. ;p
@held over: They couldn't remake Jaws without Steiger, so pending approval of his estate, their Dubai CGI team is working on a digital model to star in the remake.
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