John Cornyn, alpha male of the US Senate, has probably has a penis in his mouth and/or anus at some point
It's been my experience in life that, almost without fail, the most outrageous alpha males are often closet homosexuals. It's also well documented that some of the more alpha male members of Congress have been busted for smoking poles. With that said, I dare you to watch this ad and not run to the phone to call your bookie and bet the mortgage that Cornyn will be the next guy caught tapping his foot in an airport bathroom stall.
And no, this is not a parody of any sort. It's a real ad for his re-election campaign in Texas.
4 comments:
Idisagree. How would you explain that disgrace from IdaHO? Far from alpha, he's a fucking pussy whipped bitch and as an alpha gay man myself we have nothing in common, with the exception of cute cops!
Ughhh! Speaking as a liberal Texan, that ad makes me CRINGE. But the campiness almost makes it bearable.
John Cornyn is a total hosebag. As a resident of Texas, I know this for a fact. When the man won election for attorney general here, many important programs went to shit here, including support for custodial parents against deadbeat non-custodial parents. I have a healthy hatred for that man, so thanks for mocking him today, it made me happy.
What?
You saying he probably really isn't that big...for a John?
Cheers to'da Big Molluski!
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