Let the Andrew Hatch era commence!
Independence Bowl here we come!!!
LSU's ungodly talented but complete fucking imbecile quarterback, Ryan Perrilloux, has been kicked off the team. From 2theadvocate.com...
LSU quarterback Ryan Perrilloux, who has had legal and disciplinary problems throughout his college career, was kicked off the defending national championship team.
Perrilloux "didn't fulfill his obligation as an LSU student-athlete," head coach Les Miles said in a written statement Friday. "Ryan was given every opportunity to be a part of this football team."
Roughly translated, I interpret Miles' statement in this way...
"The dumb sonofabitch couldn't stop running afoul of john q. law, put down the reefer, and go to fucking class!"
Congrats Ryan on becoming the Cecil Collins of the 21st century, minus the breaking and entering/unauthorized spooning part of course.
Man that trip to the Florida swamp might just really suck this year. Fuck, I hear that Appalachian State is already licking their chops.
Fuck us! Oh well, I've always got that commemorative National Championship football from SI to sleep next to at night after we get throttled by Ole Miss this fall, so all it's all good.
8 comments:
What a dumbass and a waste.
Florida is going to fuckng kill you guys this year. Buckle your chinstrap
i wonder if ryan is going to end up having billy cannon as his dentist.....
for those who don't know dr cannon is the head of the dental service at angola penitentary....
i also think this lsu team is going to surprise a lot of people....i want florida, georgia, and the barners totally overconfident....
good writeup cajun boy...
No kidding! The same thing almost happend with JaMarcus in his sophomore year, but he finally started listening. What a waste! Remember when he came out, he said he'd win the Heisman as a freshman? Ha!
Can we at least assume that the kid from Harvard is smart enough NOT to get kicked off of the team?
Hey, at least ol' Les Miles is stockpiling quarterbacks like Jon Gruden. Perhaps those two are ushering in a new era where quarterbacks become the new currency in the world.
That could solve our current economic crisis...but then again, I'm an "elitist," so what the f*ck do I know?
@gator...we'll just kneecap tebow, so it's all good.
@vlbutch...i wish i shared your confidence right now. i see a 7-4 season on the horizon.
@christien...he said he'd win four fucking heisman's!!!
@charming...i wouldn't assume anything. who else we got?
Thanks Perriloux! As soon as LSU rolls back around on Georgia's schedule, you go and get kicked off the team. Now all the sudden, Tennessee's game with Auburn is tougher than Georgia's and Florida's with LSU. First you play like Joe Montana in the SEC Championship Game, and now this shit. Ass.
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