Wednesday, September 05, 2007

Great moments in Karaoke

Lately I have often found myself pondering, "of all the shitty things that I've done and will do in my life, what's the one thing I can do that will indubitably insure my descension into the fiery pits of hell upon my death?"

Well, I'm hoping that I've finally bought myself a guaranteed one-way ticket by posting this video of a drunken, one-legged, dwarfish man with congenitally deformed arms warbling Billy Joel's "Piano Man" at a Boston area karaoke bar. I will say this...he balances himself and moves pretty damn well for a guy with one leg.

video

Sing us a song, you're the piano man
Sing us a song tonight
Well, were all in the mood for a melody
And you've got us feelin' alright


Many thanks to my friend Jewcy for thinking quickly to capture this on her cellphone and send it to me.

14 comments:

large marge said...

FUCKING HILARIOUS!

Anonymous said...

Oh my. I know that I shouldn't giggle from seeing that, but I can't help myself.

country roads said...

oh god that's great!!!

The Bee said...

I have never done karaoke and now I think I never will... This is just WRONG on so many levels. HAHAHAHAHA! I can't help it!

Anonymous said...

My friends have always said that I am driving the bus to hell. Well, my friend, you are riding bitch!! God bless you and that drunken, one-legged karoake singing midget...

tweeboowee said...

i'm impressed with his balancing skills.

NYCPonderings Chick said...

wow, I wonder how hard it must be for him to stand when he is drunk, I wish I had met him I've always wanted to hook up with a guy who had a guaranteed big piece of wood

Anonymous said...

My co-workers and I have tears in our eyes!

slinkybender said...

Reminds me of Mason Reese, that red-haired dwarf who was in so many commercials back in the Seventies.

Quin said...

i wondered how my ex brother, the gc, was making a living these days.

thanks for letting the family know.

Jewcy said...

You'd better be getting the froth conducter ready...you owe me bigtime for that gem. xoxo

Eric said...

oh my god. No words. NO WORDS!

Ha Ha Sound said...

That's great. Dwarves crack me up. And that guy has such a big head.

But I don't think you're going to hell for laughing at that. Dwarves are just naturally funny.

MsPuddin said...

Get that man some more tequila! Stat!

MsP